Noobs and girl gamers
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
Itouch.
Let's face it gamers at some point of our gaming lives you asked noob questions, and most you could hope for was being ignored when you realized your fatal mistake. There's the saying "Ask and you shall receive" which in the gaming community roughly translates to "Ask and you shall be ignored, insulted and have crude your mother jokes thrown your way" now this is a common problem among newbies which are genuinally trying to learn the game and usually are forgiven. What seperates newbs from noobs is that newbs aren't stupid enough to repeat the same mistake, and learn that the search button is your bestfriend here. As an avid gamer (one level below hardcore) I roam through many different gaming forums and come to realize it's usually the same quesion that is being asked. "How can I get better at this game?" I don't know what they are hoping to hear but the answer is uaully along the lines "By sucking my dick" which I'm pretty sure doesn't work, so it must be a sarcastic answer. So noobs keep it in your pants and know we aren't you friends. Your only friend is the search bar, oh and also stop yelling in the fucken microphone, please.
Well with that over time to talk about girls and not just normal girls but the type that can frag your ass. Yeah that's right girl gamers. Many men wouldn't like to admit it but many girl gamers are better than them at games. Yup that's right guys...but not me I'm just too good, just the other day I no-scoped a girl afterwards I teabagged her. So why do guys hate girl gamers besides the fact that many of them could kick your ass it's cause gaming was and by some is still seen as the male dominated entertainment along with mud wrestling so why are so many girl gamers better than so many guys? Well according to some gamer chick from a gaming magazine, men dominate the physical world but women who are seen to have their forte in mental abilities in which gaming fits into, so that explains that...but seriously I rule at games nobody comes close to me...except that one chick in halo who helped me rape the other team. But really I don't care, the girl gamers I know are hot and no how to use their hands ;)